Bowl Of Oranges

My dad is burning mozzie coils everywhere in the house.
And its making me sick!
And drowsy for some reason.
I think imma hurl any time.
And now i've got to spray anti mozzie spray every four hours -.-
Which is totally unnecessary cause i never get bitten by mosquitoes.
Mosquitoes hate me.
I don't even remember the last time i got bitten by one.
Prolly during camp or something.
And my dad is feeding me vitamin C pills too.
All these safety precautions taken just cause my brother's down with dengue fever.
lawlawl

These few days i've been living in bookworm hell.
Mugmugmugmugmugmug.
But i think my productivity level is damn low, like 1 out of a 10.
I'm at the queenstown library now.
I can't believe i am actually going through the database slides thingy.
Which was meant to be done weeks ago.
But  its better late than never, right?
There are 51 freaking slides.
But i'm at 41 now, so its not that bad. :]

Oh, and lately i've been obsessed with ukuleles.
Or ukeleles? However you spell it.
I've done my research on it.
And it costs around 80-100 bucks for one?
Quite affordable.
I even learnt how to play it alr!
Haha.
Its much easier than the guitar.
And it sounds cute.

I love this movie so much.
Happened to come across this video on youtube.
And it reminded me how awesome this movie was.
I need to get it on DVD!
Sooo good.

Yes, i want one.
I have no idea if they sell those in singapore.
Most prolly not :(
I love its funny yet calming sound.
And it'd be a pretty cool addition to the list of instruments i play.
:D
I also like saying its name,
Didgeridoo.

Today i studied with rachel at coffeebeaan.
Haven't hung out with her for a pretty long time!
And she updated me about stuff.
Studied microecons.
Microecons was driving me craazy.
I can't understand monopoly.
If only it was as simple as the game monopoly.
But i did more than half of the practise questions in the textbook.

Oh and i had bagel which tasted like crap.
Or maybe i just don't like bagels in general.
We got restless at around 4, so we started dancing and singing.
I took a video of rachel singing to patd.
And i'm going to post it up on youtube
and show it to the whole entire world.
But sadly, she took a video of me 
which was even more retarded than hers.

I think i'm getting sick of frolick.
I think of frolick now, and i feel like puking.
I only go to frolick for the free badges.
Haha.

But these days, i feel like throwing up whenever i eat.
Maybe its a good sign.
A sign that i should stop eating!
My tummy's telling me, 
you are a big blob of fat.

Hello world.
It is 4 in the morning.
I think i'm almost done fucking OB in the ass.
Ahaha.
I really really hope functional/dysfunctional outcomes from conflict doesn't come out tmr.
I just can't fit it into my brain.
My tiny, tiny brain.
I think i just killed 4598734598 of my brain cells on OB.

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob’s standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.

Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, “Ah, OK, sure, I’ll help you.”

The man asks, “Can you unzip my zipper?”

Bob says, “OK.”

Then the man says, “Can you pull it out for me?”

Bob replies, “Uh, yeah, OK.”

Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Bob, “Thanks, man, I really appreciate it.”

Bob says, “No problem, but what the hell’s wrong with your penis?”

The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, “I don’t know, but I ain’t touching it."

HAHAHA!!

Shit this isn't even funny right, i don't know why am i laughing my ass off

Organisational behaviour is freaking gay.
I'm in the midst of studying for the stupid test and i can't take it.
It's so useless and yet there's so much shit to memorise.
Daph came over to study today.
We studied ob, tried to!
And in the middle, we got distracted by MTV.
And we even studied till we fell asleep on the floor.
For one hour plus.
Lol.

PENG

Just felt like saying it.
Hahaha.
PENG is such a funny word.

This post is so ugly and colourful. 
I can't stand it.

I CANT STAND EVERYTHING

Herro, i'm a negro.
I eat rice, i am yellow.



This is what i got when i googled asians suck. 
Hahaha

I can just laugh until i..

PENG

Omg i really think i'm going crazy from studying OB.
Help :(

I had lots of dreams last night.
I dreamt i lost half my subscribers on youtube.
I dreamt my mom kept a blog and she blogged nasty stuff about me.
I dreamt of flying killer whales.
That was creepy.
I was so freaked out by the killer whales cause they were so freaking gigantic.
And were flying just above my head.
Weird that they were flying and not swimming.
Worst of all, i dreamt that i had a china boyfriend.
And he was spouting chinese crap and i couldn't even understand a word he was saying.
Gosh, that's a whole lot of dreams in one night.
And surprisingly, i can actually remember them lol

Anyways, today i went to study with daph and tys at kap.
We'd initially wanted to book a project room.
But i think it was fully booked, and we tried booking the night before but the silly website was cocked up.
& I think it was kind of productive today!
Tys is like super quiet and serious when she studies so there's no distraction at all.
Haha.
I finished doing my reality check thingy, so tiringgg.
Daph is coming over tmr to xhardcorex study again.
I hope we can concentrate and not get distracted by nonsense in my house.
My house has like so many outlets for distraction!

Oh and i just ordered this loungefly wallet :]
Isn't it so pretty.
It's time i got rid of my roxy wallet.
Its like, 3 freaking years old.
But in wallet years, that's pretty damn old.
Cause 1 year = 10 years

I went to the gym.
I ran 2.5km!
Quite an amazing feat if you ask me, cause i haven't ran in a million years.
And when i stepped off the treadmill, i swear i almost passed out.
Haha the floor was like moving and morphing into funny shapes.
But i quickly sat down on the bench.
Thank god i didn't fall or else that'd have been embarrassing!
Oh and i cut my fringe too.
It was kind of like a spur of the moment thing.
So i have no more "emo fringe" 
I hate emo fringe damn gross.
Makes me look like an emo kid.
Right now i'm thinking of cutting even shorter fringe. 
Like the kinds that are 5 cm above your brows.
But i'm afraid i might look like a retarded kid/cancer patient.
Idk, still considering.

My tongue feels funny.
And it tingles.
I think my tongue cells are falling off oh my god.
Seriously, they're white and they look like tiny brocolli leaves.
Haha alright i don't think you have a freaking clue to what i'm talking about.

Anyways, i'm sitting here stoning at the computer waiting for my nails to dry.
Oh and i've gone back to my scene aesthetic phase.
Scene aesthetic phase = listening to tsa songs 24/7.
I'm obssessed with andrew de torres.
Its been 2 years haha

Tommorow's my business presentation! :O
Thinking about it makes my stomach lurch.
Scaaary.
Public speaking is one of my greatest fears!
And i havent even started practising my speech yet.
Blahhhh

I woke up at 7am today..
And i was soo tired.
Only to realise that my lesson starts at 11am.
What a retard.
Ughhh
I want to go back to sleep but i'm wide awake already.
OH WELL

Yesterday mathe and ivy and chiang and urine came over
To do their itb project and sleep.
But i only slept.

 I'm fat.
I'm growing fat.
And i'm not saying this in a stupid-anorexic-skinny-bitch-bitching-about-how-fat-she-is kind of way.
I'm saying this like, seriously.
I just hit the big 50 today.
50 kilograms.
That's like even heavier than my mom!
Oh my god.
I feel like i'm pregnant.
Pregnant with food.
Evil evil fooooood

By the way, did you know that i just deleted everything,
This whole big chunky entry because i accidentally hit the backspace button.
I don't know whether should i kill myself or the laptop.

Back to the story.
You know what this means.
xXHardcoreXx dieting!!!
I'm going to stick to my promises this time.
No more making of empty promises.
I'm not a bubble.
And i'm not the three witches.
(Reference to Macbeth)

And the song i'm listening to is my song of the day.
Reminds me of joel and clementine.
Beautiful.
The eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, wonderful wunderfool movie.

I'm not gonna bring my wallet to school tmr.
NOPE

Today is international family day!
We went to watch The Dark Knight today at vivo.
It was good, but.
Half the time i didn't know what was going on.
Haha!
I never seem to get movies.
Such as, LOTR and Star Wars and even some of the HP series.
I only get like the super straight forward kinds.
Like chick flicks.
Or stupid comedies.
I'm so damn stupid.
Day dee day!
(Hahaha, nigahiga moment here)

Oh and i bought a new mustard hoodie from F21
It was on sale at 15 bucks only!
Pretty good deal.

Our fridge broke down today.
Bye bye mr hoover.
We had to transfer all our food to my grandma's house.
And tonight we had the biggest dinner ever!
Cause my dad insisted that we cook all the remaining food left in the fridge.
I'm freaking full.
I'm so full i could explode out of my pants.
Shit, i need to exercise.
But i don't want to.

Schoool tommarow.
Feels like i haven't been to school for ages.

Shit
We've got a 14 page report to do on the obse presentation.
There's nothing to write about!
Its insanely crazy, i tell you.
I'm think i'm going to crap on an entire page about body language.
Another whole page on tone.
And another whole page on words.
What rubbish!
And obse test is on 6th august!
I don't even know how to study for organizational freaking behaviour.
I mean, isn't it just common sense?!
Ok, apparently not.

But I keep on gravitating towards you, it was so unplanned.

I was in my grandma's backyard.
I think i was 2 or 3?
Someone handed me a ziplock bag with a sparrow innit.
It was a real live sparrow.
 Alive and kicking.
But i think at that point of time, i didn't know it was a bird.
So i squished its eyeballs.
I kept squishing it till the ziplock bag was full of blood.
And the little sparrow was floating in a pool of its own blood.
Dead and motionless.

Gory much?

I didn't go to school today.
Cause i was sick!
But it wasn't much anyways, since there was no S&W.
Just CATS.
Speaking of cats, idk what's going to happen to my gradings, cause i didn't present.

My right eye's swollen and it hurts to blink.

So i guess this means no party for me.
And most importantly,
no volleyball competition for me.

Magibon freaks me out.
www.youtube.com/mririan

Oh, and get well soon craig owens.

Oh yes.
I saw EC moshing/hardcore dancing at the student plaza today.
Cute.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TYS, YOU GAY SHIT :]

Today's presentation went pretty alright.
But my slides were all screwed up,
when it was being projected onto the big screen.
What a wasteee :/
Didn't manage to project my ~romantic~ ambience haha
My business idea is on Fine Dining In Buses, btw.

Today during lunch,
I was supposed to stay in school to celebrate tys's birthday.
But, i had to wait for an hour cause her class ends an hour later.
In the end, somehow mathe and erin they all managed to drag me to go to KFC with them
So i sat for awhile at KFC and had soup and one drumlet.
Then i rushed back to school.
Surprisingly, i was early and on time!
For once.
FOR ONCE.
I was quite proud of myself.
Haha.

Daph and xenia bought tys 18 little presents wrapped in newspaper
And tys had to open them one by one.
Lol.

After school,
I went to town with daph to go shop for tys's birthday present.
We bought her a tee shirt.
Haha, typical birthday present.
And we visited her at her work place :]

Oh and i can't get enough of carrot cake.
That piece of old chang kee carrot cake that i had
Left me yearning for MOAR
But i forgot to buy another piece after we left heeren.
So now, all that's in my head is
carrotcakecarrotcakecarrotcake.
Idc, i need to satisfy my cravinggg.
:[

Oh shit.
I just remembered that i have singing training tmr.
And i have yet to prepare a song to sing.
Idk how am i going to sing tmr when i'm having a sore throat right now.
And it's going to be worse by tmr, i just know eet.
Anyway i don't think there's reason to be sick anymore
Cause i have a MC from the doctor.
Dayummm.

I think i'll sing, make up smeared eyes by automatic loveletter.
Or sidewalks
Or that's what you get or sth. Idk.

I think i screwed up pretty badly for my piano exams.
Whenever i gave an answer, the examiner would like raise his eyebrows a little!
Cause i was practically uttering rubbish.

Examiner: What period did this piece come from?
Me: Uh classical.. ?
Examiner: Okay. Why?
{long long pause}
(examiner walks back to seat to drink coffee)
Me: Cause there are alot of slurs? in the piece??

I srsly wanted to say, cause it sounds classical-ish.
Gahhh, okay enough of it.
I don't want to think about it anymore!

I'm ready for tommorow's presentation.
Talked to daph and she gave me loads of ideas!
Thanks baby!